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Anonymous asked: fuck you're amazing and i love you

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My views on sexuality -

If you’re gay, that’s cool If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool If you’re asexual, that’s cool If you’re bisexual, that’s cool If you’re pansexual, that’s cool If you’re straight, that’s cool If you’re not sure, that’s cool If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.

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mom: why are you smiling at the computer

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TYPE YOUR NAME: jordan
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: joreaqnh
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: jordan
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: jkmkltgfdasbn
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire.Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...

We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it. And we could party together. that would be fun :)

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HAHAAHAHHAH I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH. I CAN...

sandy: i love karate!
spongebob: i love kara-tay!
mr. krabs: i love money-ay!
squidward: i hate all of you

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changetheworld-laugh: mermaidnoir: ...

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Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...

heyfunniest:

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Anonymous asked: do you have a boyfriend?

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How to sound more sophisticated by changing one... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: LOL → LQL Laughing Out Loud? Psh. Laughing Quite Loudly. Will now be doing this forever

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Talking to my mom on the phone: →

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I CANT BREATHE

chaystar: I can’t breathe… I find this hilarious. I CAN’T MOTHERFUCKING BREATHE brb dying of laughter SOMEONE SCHEDULE MY FUNERAL For more funnies, click here!

Dec 25th