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mindwars:

laughlikealoononloontablets:

This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.

I’M TERRIFIED

I’M GOING TO CRY HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT AFTER IT DANCES FOR YOU

So…..Soy Sauce basically turns dead squids into zombies which will dance for your amusement…?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HAVE NEVER FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY WHOLE LIFE

Posted 5 months ago with 34,110 notes
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