I reblog funny things. There is a lot I don't know about myself.
And occasionally post original content. My new obsession is American Horror Story, so expect related posts. I also sometimes post things about Harry Potter, or horror movies.
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NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
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Reblogging my own post because I’m an attention seeking whore.
NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
TECHNIQUE 4: Sing “The Song That Never Ends” until they leave:
TECHNIQUE 5: Spontaneous explosion of emotion:
TECHNIQUE 6: Spontaneous planking:
As a last resort, if none of these techniques work, just forcefully piss or shit in your pants. They’ll get the message.
